Reasons for my Creepers

I think I may have figured it out. The reason why I have so many creepers is because of this man:
http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net/how-to-pick-up-pure-christian-women-for-men-only-of-course/

and his opinions, challenges to awkward dudes and his website:
http://www.pureattraction.com/

Life makes so much more sense now. Now all I need is to find a way to get this guy to stop sending the creepers my way.